GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind. "

Ugly Insults

Comebacks:

your so ugly that when you were born your mum died of embrassement
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
(Poke Them in the eye) now your blind!!!
By: Kieth on 04 Dec 2014
with an attitude like yours... I wish I was dead
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
With all that shit coming out of your mouth, I wish I was deaf
By: Tusk on 04 Jan 2019
Do not worry, looking in the mirror was enough to make that happen
By: Hi on 22 Mar 2020
When you saw your face in the mirror you were blind
By: joana on 16 Oct 2014
How about I mix chilli sauce with soap and put in in your eyes and make you blind
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
With a face like yours, I wish I was in the car with Thelma and Louise
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
Mhm, sure keep going.... *texts on phone* Oh, I'm sorry, you were talking to me? *shows them earbuds that are in my ears* I was talking to my lawyer.
By: SoL on 07 Jan 2017
I can't make you blind but I can make you mute,you can't speak without teeth right?
By: Ronin jack on 05 Jun 2017
With a voice like yours, I wish I was deaf.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019

Variations & Alternatives:

Ur so ugly when you enterd a haunted house then left you came out with a job application form.
By: Gabriel Benitez on 02 Jan 2017

Comments:

your a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
By: mih on 08 Nov 2017
After looking at you, I wish i was blind too.
By: Dominique on 13 Jan 2015
Your face is so ugly you must have a split personality, your too ugly to be just one person.
By: Sinitasy on 12 Mar 2015
Ur so ugly wen u looked In tha mirror, it broke
By: Pengting_kiki1 on 27 May 2016

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With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.