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" Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale. "
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You can't talk you sold yours on a live auction
By: Reuben
on 14 Mar 2015
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I'll buy it and send it to you, because you don't have one.
By: randomguy123
on 15 Dec 2014
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aw okay, anything for you my friend
By: Hayley
on 31 Jan 2015
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You should do your own shopping.
By: Person
on 02 Feb 2015
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Thanks for the tip. I know what I'm getting you for your birthday.
By: ... :/
on 21 Jul 2015
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Your so poor, you can't even afford to pay attention
By: Eanrjs 😹
on 15 Feb 2017
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Now I know what to buy for your birthday.
By: ARandomHuman
on 16 Mar 2016
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Shame you can't check that site because they don't sell to you.
By: Gamer
on 02 Mar 2019
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Dude, you know Ebay was the site you were sold on, right?
By: 🔥ᎬᎷá´áŽ¬áŽ¡ðŸ”¥
on 22 Apr 2017
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Oh yeah I did see that on your wish list.
By: ... :/
on 21 Jul 2015
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I'm sorry I don't understand cause I don't speak idiot
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 03 Aug 2016
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I just did. Customer support said you can't afford one
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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At least when I go shopping for a life they do not start a price gouge.
By: Hi
on 22 Mar 2020
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your so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye wow now i know where your hair came from. you mammas p~~#y
By: calvin anderson
on 16 Feb 2016
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Well at least I don't ave to deal with a life. I think you need to by one half priced and used from China off amazon. Bitch.
By: Nightshade
on 14 May 2015
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The
By: Thinking
on 04 Jan 2019
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I did and I found one and it said that you sold it
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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No, It obv that you do need one. LOL
By: Eroll
on 30 Oct 2014
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The only life I found on eBay is yours. Its named "Joke"
By:
on 20 Mar 2017
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Why don't you get a bae and see if he or she can get a life with you?
By: Arianna
on 26 Jan 2016
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No thanks, i'm done looking for stuff for you
By: CaptainComeback
on 13 Feb 2015
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calvin awesome stuff love the second one. but dont you mean patrounus
By: lulu
on 16 Feb 2016
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Mate, if you wanna get roasted, follow me and I'll take you to my toaster
By: Mi nan fam
on 07 Mar 2019
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