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" You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''. "
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Your so fat when you jumped out of a plane you caused a solar eclispe
By: mac
on 01 Sep 2016
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Your so fat that when you were in space astronomers mistook you for another planet
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
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At least people notice my existence
By: CorinthAethier
on 01 Aug 2016
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You would know
By: Mes
on 27 Apr 2016
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Seems like you know from experience
By: Me
on 13 Sep 2015
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At least im able to drive a car.
By: Ryan
on 25 Apr 2017
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Why don't you catch a ride so I can take you to a mental hospital
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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and your so thin whenever you swallow a malteser you look like your pregnant
By: Lolster
on 17 Mar 2015
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And when people see you they yell out "bus stop"
By: John
on 18 Feb 2015
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By: Your so ugly that the when you auditioned for the talent show they wrote 'talent : ugly'.
on 20 Jun 2023
Nice
By: Cuddly
on 08 Apr 2017
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You're so ugly, when you fell off the airplane people were happy.
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on 20 Mar 2017
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