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yeah but your mother got it in the end
By: danny
on 02 Aug 2014
4
4
I heard they pay you to wipe the floor with your face because using normal wipes was too hard. That's why you got shit hanging from your bum
By: Alex Huddson
on 07 Dec 2014
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2
At least I can get one dumbass
By: Biteme
on 30 Dec 2014
2
2
At least mines better than yours
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
yeah but I lost my job to your sorry ass
By: bestboi
on 18 Apr 2018
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Yea but then they saw your mom and thought she was as ugly as crap so they gave her the job.
By: Halt week
on 17 Nov 2015
I heard u went to a circus and they hired u on the spot for having your work outfit on
By: =_=72
on 17 Mar 2017
Your so ugly when you went to an ugly competition they said no professionals.
By: Usmaan
on 08 Jan 2018
Your so chunky when you were in space astronauts identified u as another planet
By: Lleyton
on 10 Oct 2022
Your so chunky when you were in space astronauts identified u as another planet
By: Lleyton
on 10 Oct 2022
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