Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

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