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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

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