Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
