Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, you're so fetch
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I'd love to be your final destination.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Bible study & chill?
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
