Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Bible study & chill?
You're pawfect.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
