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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

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