Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

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