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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.

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