Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Bible study & chill?
You're pawfect.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
You're the girl of my nightmares.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
