Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

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