Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I can score from multiple positions.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.

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