Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.

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