Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Pee here often?
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Where have you been all my lives?
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I really like your carboys.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
