Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Pee here often?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
So what's your moisture level?
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Where have you been all my lives?
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
