Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I'd slap you, but shit stains.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

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