Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit

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