Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're as useless as a knitted condom.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
ICU in my dreams.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Unlike Han, I won't shoot first.

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