Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.

Next Page

Previous Page    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8  

© 2006-2019 - Privacy Policy