Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
So what's your moisture level?
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
I really like your carboys.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
