Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.

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