Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

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