Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
So what's your moisture level?
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
Where have you been all my lives?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Pee here often?
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
