Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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