Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!

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