Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
You may not have any enemies, but your friends don't really like you either.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
How about some doubles?
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
