Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
