Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
