Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
I'll take you to the promised land.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I can score from multiple positions.
You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
We should get matching tatooines.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
I was pro life before I met you.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
The force is strong with this one.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
