Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
