Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
