Insults - Part 14

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.

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Are you feline the connection between us?

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Can I call you my Na-boo?

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I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.

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Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

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I really like your carboys.

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You're a fine piece of acreage.

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Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.

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If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?

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People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.

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How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.

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Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.

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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.

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Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

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You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.

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You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.

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