Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
