Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
