Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
