Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
He knew his lot in life was to create the world's greatest mosquito repellant. He had a deet with destiny.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Come on, don't make me beg!
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
I could put some motion in your ocean.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
