Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
You have enough fat to make another human.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
ICU in my dreams.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
I fart to make you smell better.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
