Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
