Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
I could put some motion in your ocean.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
