Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Come on, don't make me beg!
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you're making me breathless..
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
