Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
I don't play soccer but you're my goal.
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
