Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
I don't play soccer but you're my goal.
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
