Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
I want to rosin your bow.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
