Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
May I dig my nails into your back?
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
