Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
