Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
You look like a before picture.
I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
