Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Save water and shower with an airman.
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
You look like a before picture.
I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
