Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
You look like a before picture.
I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.
