Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
You like Star Wars? Let's go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.
You only annoy me when you're breathing.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
