Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
I can help you. I have fingers.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
I'm Wesley crushing on you
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
