Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
May I dig my nails into your back?
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
