Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
