Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
