Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
I'm Wesley crushing on you
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
What's your gear ratio?
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Nice ass... what time does it open?
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
