Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
I want to rosin your bow.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
