Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I've been called worse things by better people
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
