Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I've been called worse things by better people
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.
You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
