Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
You may not have any enemies, but your friends don't really like you either.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
