Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You may not have any enemies, but your friends don't really like you either.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
