Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
You may not have any enemies, but your friends don't really like you either.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
