Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
