Insults - Part 38

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Describe the type of insults you want:

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Here's a Rose. I think Saint ThÃ©rÃ¨se wanted you to have it.

I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.

Smartphones are the new pacifiers

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.

Your name must be Milk or Honey... â€˜cuz you feel like something I was promised.

Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.

The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.

Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.

Are you COPD? â€˜Cause you take my breath away.

Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.

I'll take you to the promised land.

Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.

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