Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
How about some doubles?
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
