Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You're endor-able!
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
