Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
