Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
We should get matching tatooines.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
