Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
You should search for someone with the same values.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Are your parents siblings?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
I can't imagine what qualities you may have that would compensate for your behavior in public.
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
