Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You should search for someone with the same values.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I'm not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Are your parents siblings?
I can't imagine what qualities you may have that would compensate for your behavior in public.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
