Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.
My Liahona pointed to you.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
