Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
