Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
It takes balls to play golf.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Look how big his putter is...
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
