Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
