Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
