Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
