Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Your treat or mine?
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
