Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
It takes balls to play golf.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I'd love to see your fine print.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
