Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
Do you believe in premarital sax?
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Bet I can bench press you.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
