Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
I like hookers.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
I can find every pulse in your body!
You make me vasodilate!
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
