Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
How many strokes do you want?
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
