Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
If there was an award for the ugliest motherfucker on the planet, you'd win it without any competition.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
Your mirror must be traumatized from having to reflect your hideous visage day after day.
People avoid you like the plague, not just because of your ugliness, but because you radiate a putrid stench of repulsiveness.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
You had me at Che.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
