Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I got some suga for ya
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
