Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
