Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
