Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
