Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
I like my women like I like my dreidels... bottom heavy.
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
A summer is a mathematician.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
