Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
