Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Can I didgeridoo you?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
How many strokes do you want?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
