Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Do come lay on my couch... With me.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
