Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
A summer is a mathematician.
We can do coffee or do it twice, either way I'll get you a double double.
Girl, you're thicker than Baffin Island.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
