Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
I got some suga for ya
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
