Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
How many strokes do you want?
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
I hope Jamaican yourself feel okay because I bet I can make you feel better with my hands.
The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
