Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
I can find every pulse in your body!
You make me vasodilate!
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
The sheer sight of you is enough to make innocent bystanders lose their appetite and question the cruelty of the universe.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
