Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Girl you body set up good like the ice inna me freezer!
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
