Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
