Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
Do you have a name or can I just call you abomination?
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
I like hookers.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
Attire goes on a wheel.
A butter is an angry goat.
Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
