Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
Namastay here or come home with me?
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
