Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
