Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I didgeridoo you?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
My hands are frozen. Can I put them in your pants?
I think we should start a family tree.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
