Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
My Liahona pointed to you.
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
