Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Want to hold my shaft?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Do you have a name or can I call you 'ugly'?
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
Your court or mine?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
