Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Look how big his putter is...
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
