Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
You look fetching today!
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
