Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
The force is strong with this one.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You should spend less time at the gym and more time working on your personality.
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
I can't think straight around you.
You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
