Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You should spend less time at the gym and more time working on your personality.
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
I can't think straight around you.
You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!
You should search for someone with the same values.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
