Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You should spend less time at the gym and more time working on your personality.
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
I can't think straight around you.
You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
You should search for someone with the same values.
