Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
You're endor-able!
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
