Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
We should get matching tatooines.
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!
You're endor-able!
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
