Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
To a 4 banger - Sounds like all the masters are running.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You're endor-able!
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
