Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
How about some doubles?
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
