Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I'll take you to the promised land.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
