Insults - Part 39

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Describe the type of insults you want:

Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?

Your name must be Milk or Honey... â€˜cuz you feel like something I was promised.

I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!

My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

Here's a Rose. I think Saint ThÃ©rÃ¨se wanted you to have it.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.

Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.

Smartphones are the new pacifiers

You bring the apples i'll bring the honey

Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.

Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.

I'll take you to the promised land.

Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I'll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

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