Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
