Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
You bring the apples i'll bring the honey
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
