Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
