Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I can score from multiple positions.
You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
