Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I can score from multiple positions.
You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
