Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
I was pro life before I met you.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
