Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
I was pro life before I met you.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
The force is strong with this one.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
