Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
You must be a fish, because I'm hooked on you.
I wouldn't mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Let's catch something together, I'll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
I haven't measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Damn, you're like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
I'm all about that bass.
I've called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Can I fish in your pond?
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Nice bobbers!
You can look through my tackle box.
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
I have a lucky pole.
Are you a wire? Because I'm getting entangled in your love.
Is your dad an electrician? Because you're sparking joy in my life.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Do you have a power source? Because I feel a strong connection with you.
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
Are you an electric current? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can't resist you.
Is your dad a power station? Because you're generating a lot of attraction.
Do you have a ground wire? Because you're keeping me grounded.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you're shocking.
Are you a power surge? Because you're overwhelming.
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can't resist your spark.
If you were a light switch, I'd never turn you off.
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Is your name Watt? Because you're looking pretty electric.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you're tripping me up!
I'm a little shocked by how attracted I am to you.
You're like a switch, turning me on every time I'm near you.
I feel like we're in perfect resonance because we're tuned to each other's frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I'm feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won't forget.
I'm really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention.
Are you a running back? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you a referee? Because you've got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a punt returner? Because you've got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you a tight end? Because you've got me all wrapped up in you.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
Are you a goalpost? Because I'm ready to score.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Are you a safety? Because I'd give you my helmet anytime.
Are you a field goal? Because you're worth three points in my book.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you've got me grooving.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I'd dive for you any day.
Are you a running back? Because I'd follow you anywhere.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can't help but follow you.
Are you a red zone? Because I'd love to score with you.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you're unforgettable.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can't help but cheer for you.
Are you a screen pass? Because you've got me catching feelings.
Are you a defensive end? Because you've got me rushing towards you.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me fooled in the best way.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you're worth celebrating.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you're my winning kick.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you've got me spinning.
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you're worth the risk.
Are you a kickoff return? Because you've got me running back for more.
Are you a running play? Because you've got my heart racing.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me tossing and turning.
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a pass interference? Because you've obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you a punt? Because you've got me punting for your love.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you've got me in the endzone.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I'm your biggest fan.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention from across the field.
Are you a field goal? Because you're definitely worth three points to me.
