Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
I was pro life before I met you.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
