Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I have tea.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
