Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
I have tea.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
