Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I have tea.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
