Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
I'm no proctologist, but I know as asshole when I see one.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
You are the roux to my veloute.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
