Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
All births are an Emergency.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
