Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
Baby you skin clean like dunce pikni book!
I can help you. I have fingers.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
All births are an Emergency.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
