Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
All births are an Emergency.
Your car's acceleration is slower than the growth of mold on stale bread, a pathetic display of feebleness.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
