Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
