Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
May I dig my nails into your back?
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
