Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
I want to rosin your bow.
Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done
Are you dopamine? Because I just can't seem to get enough of you.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
Baby you full a curves like the pad aisle!
Gal Mi wan pose wid yuh likah domino
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I'm Wesley crushing on you
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
