Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
Let's strengthen our hips together!
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
