Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
That hijab really compliments your eyes.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
I want to rosin your bow.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.
According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
