Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.
