Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
