Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
What's your gear ratio?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
