Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
The race car driver had a checkered past.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.
Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
How do pinnipeds communicate? With seal phones.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.
A clumsy physician who pretends to care is a hypocritical oaf.
