Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
How'd you like to be in my will?
Roses are red, violets are blue, there is no better place than to be here with you.
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
You get as much action as a nine button on a microwave.
