Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
You've got photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Distance runners do it longer.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
